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We, not she, is why it didn’t work

We, not she, is why it didn’t work

As you age, you’ll find the best job takes the least amount of your time

As you age, you’ll find the best job takes the least amount of your time

A good diet won’t make an average athlete great, but a poor one will surely make a great athlete average

A good diet won’t make an average athlete great, but a poor one will surely make a great athlete average

If you are hoping to find love and not a meaningless night of regret…

1.  Accept nothing but a proper date the first few times you go out.  I don’t care if it is a ballgame that costs $5.  Ice cream on picnic tables or dessert at a coffee shop.  Money has nothing to do with it. Intention is the key.

2. Go somewhere neutral.  A club is not a date.  Bumping and grinding on someone you just met will probably not get you flowers or a love note or a date with that person three months from now.  The only thing that will come of this is another notch on his belt.

3. Waffling should trigger your creep meter.  Good guys take their commitments seriously and plan.  Plans can go awry…and if they do, is he the type that leaves you hanging with lame excuses or the one that will give you a heartfelt apology?

4. If he says everything right and does everything wrong, he is wrong.  Actions don’t lie.

If you can’t grow a decent beard in seven days, don’t try to grow one in thirty

If you can’t grow a decent beard in seven days, don’t try to grow one in thirty