How to stay depressed
1. Avoid smiling
2. Think only negative thoughts
3. Feel sorry for yourself
4. Think of what could have been instead of what is
5. Don’t look up
6. Keep your arms crossed
7. Slump your shoulders
8. Surround yourself with negative people that feed off of your depressed mood
9. Stay up late, sleep late
10. Eat really unhealthy food
11. Don’t be thankful for what you have
12. Focus on how everyone is great and you are not
13. Have a genetic abnormality in the synthesis or reuptake of one or more key neurotransmitters associated with mood,...