Dad-isms: Things I've Learned So Far: Archive

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Dear Coke Talk: On how to beat an xbox. →

How does a girl compete with the XBox 360? My boyfriend ignores me all the time. We get home from work and he immediately heads for the couch and stays on it long after I go to bed. We had a daughter about 2 years ago, so in the beginning my libido was none existent, but that’s changed…. Why am I the only person that read this (out of over 600 people) and thought “He is your...

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First Date Checklist (for Brady)

1. Clean your car but don’t over-Armour-all it. Women like clean, not slick and greasy 2. Find something genuine to compliment her on when you see her and avoid these juvenile adjectives: ‘smokin’, ‘tight’, ‘hot’, or ‘sweet’. Just say something like, “that dress looks fantastic on you”. Also avoid smacking your lips, saying ‘what you would like to do to your date’, and shaking your head...

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